So we all know by now that Hayley Cropper is in fact, or was once a man. But it has came to my attention recently that she has not had the snip, she still has a penis. I have stumbled across Hayley a couple of times in the last few months were i have been able to garner this intriguing and shocking information from. 

It all started about 3 months back, it was 6pm and Roys Rolls was about to close, but i had awful bowels and needed to drop my ass hole and snap the biggest shite of my life, so i sharply ran into the toilets. This process had taken about 15 minutes to get rid of what was lingering in my stomach. By the time i had stepped out of the crapper, the Café was empty. However, it was not completely empty, in the corner of my eye i seen a cucumber like object, it wasn’t until i turned by head that i realised that the innocent Hayley Cropper that we have all grown to love was dipping her dick into the beans… She squeaked in shock horror and claimed to me that it was just a ‘dildo’. But i know the difference between a real one a rubber prosthetic one.  

There has also been other occasions where i have whiteness Hayley Croppers not so well hidden masculinity. One time in the rovers toilets i seen her shaving her bollocks, one time in band camp i seen her shove a flute up in japs eye and another time i seen her helicoptering her cock in Roy’s face.

So to sum up, i think this concludes that Hayley Cropper is still with penis, and a big one at that. Bare with me, and i will try and post a picture onto this as soon as possible. 

Kind Regards, your favourite Coronation Street Resident… Gail Platt XO